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You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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