I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I think I just sharted jello shots
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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