oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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