Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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