So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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