Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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