Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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