I want to walk on stilts...naked
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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