If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i think my mom watched the whole time
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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