yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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