its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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