white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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