So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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