people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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