Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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