But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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