You really coming over, don't trick.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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