Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
