omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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