She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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