Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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