i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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