You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Randomize
