Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Randomize
