Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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