Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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