Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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