Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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