you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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