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(408): View more from California

You drunk yet?

(925): View more from California

Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.

(408): View more from California

Cant make any promises.

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(705): View more from Ontario

From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute

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(812): View more from Indiana

We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".

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(302): View more from Delaware

you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..

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(214): View more from Texas

I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything

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(519): View more from Ontario

he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??

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