If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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