i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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