Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
do herpes really smell.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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