she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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