we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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