So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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