Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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