check it out our google latitudes are spooning
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize