We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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