I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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