he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
they're like a gay fantastic four
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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