My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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