I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
