I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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