Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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