Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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