school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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