you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Randomize
