I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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