I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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