i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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