Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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