yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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