one word: firstdatebathroomanal
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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